[ITS AN ALIEN CULTURAL INVASION]

[stuninglinguist]

[Just outside the mess hall this evening, there is a giant, flashing neon sign that reads ALIEN LIFE FORMS GO HEREOn a table beneath the sign is all sorts of food and drink from different planets. If you're from a different planet, you might find your favourite dish you were missing home, or maybe a weird local delicacy. There's also a small table

Comments

[toughcloaca]

Turian-friendly food. Save lots for later.

[dont_ingest]

How long do you think you could get it to keep, professor?

[toughcloaca]

With available resources... not too long. Don't have the right preservatives. Also could be dangerous to health at the worst, make food taste strange at the best.

[dont_ingest]

So like Gardner's cooking, then.

[toughcloaca]

A perfect model for the level of taste. Military rations better overall.

[dont_ingest]

I'd better eat quickly, then.

[toughcloaca]

Over-eating can cause more than just intestinal stress. Eat well.

[dont_ingest]

-I'll be sure to pace myself.

[toughcloaca]

Will be here if any pain occurs.

[dont_ingest]

You really need a project, don't you professor?

[toughcloaca]

Always have a project. Always making work. Always some new phenomenon to observe.

[dont_ingest]

Working on anything interesting?

[toughcloaca]

Nothing too exciting today. Collected samples of various tissues and fluids from both lab and cave monsters.

[dont_ingest]

Just let me know if you ever need help with crowd control down there.