ITP: awkward tea parties

[fuckyou_chorus]

[somewhere off in the ~center of camp~ has been mysteriously set up with tables, teacups, and lots of hot water. you might even find yourself seated at one of them -- whether you meant to be there or not. so enjoy the conversation and actually having something to drink on Tuesday that wasn't possibly human once. well, probably. that cup you got

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[coreofthematter]

[nnoooooot quite touching her cup of Apple Bumpkin tea out of wariness]

You sure it's safe to drink this, Twi?

[skinofapony]

Just you wait, though. I'll be an expert on all things Camp before you know it!

[coreofthematter]

I think we'll know when you're the expert when we have to muzzle ya.

[skinofapony]

But don't you want to hear four-hour lectures on the properties of the barrier?

[coreofthematter]

Please tell me you're just jokin' around.

[skinofapony]

... Of course I am.

[coreofthematter]

Sorry, Twi, but if anypony would do enough research to give a four hour lecture on anythin' to do with some crazy part o'this camp, it'd be you, hooves down.

[skinofapony]

I promise not to use my lecturing powers for evil!

[coreofthematter]

I ain't takin' no promises unless ya spit on it!

[skinofapony]

... can I put it in writing instead?

[coreofthematter]

Well, I s'pose... comin' from you, that's about as good as signin' in blood.

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[skinofapony]

[DODGED A BULLET]

I'll have a draft ready for you by tomorrow.

[skinofapony]

--Ohmigosh, that reminds me. I can't believe I didn't ask before! Where are you staying, Applejack?

[coreofthematter]

I've been tryin' to make a place for myself in one of the barns, but some of the critters are gettin' upset with me about it ...

[skinofapony]

Ooh, you'll need a better place soon... I'd invite you to stay in the library with me, but I don't think you'd like it very much.

[coreofthematter]

I appreciate the offer, Twilight. I'm sure I can drum up somethin' real soon! Or at least, I hope I can.