Let's Play Dress-Up

[ladycoderring]

Um... Okay, when did I become a ballerina? Or a baker?

[Today, possibly somewhere near the center of camp, there is a confused-looking girl dressed like this and standing in front of several long rows of unusual articles of clothing, hung up as if they're waiting just for you! Drr drr d- No wait, we already had that post. Anyway, there's nothing

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[hardlyboy]

[ dem boots]

--again? There is no seasonal reason for this.

[burgercraving]

[cheerleading uniform!]

I didn't think there needs to be a seasonal reason.

[hardlyboy]

Perhaps not seasonal, but a better reason than this is what I've come to expect.

[adjusting the... flaps on her gloves]

[burgercraving]

I'm pretty sure Lady Gaga-which I think you're just like, too Asian to know anyway-made it okay to wear whatever you want whenever you want.

She's even made it cool to be confused about whether you need new utilities down below. Yay for you.

[hardlyboy]

Too As--do you realize how utterly insensitive that sounds?

[burgercraving]

Yeah, I wasn't really going for that.

[hardlyboy]

Regardless, I find it a rather tasteless comment to make. And in any case, I'm not concerned with how "cool" I look wearing this.

[burgercraving]

Well, of course not. You didn't put it on on your own, so any accidental chances you had at looking even the slightest bit hot got ripped away by your pointless, monotone whining.

[hardlyboy]

Is there a reason you continue doing this, Lopez-san?

[burgercraving]

Because every time I see you, I'm surprised with the fact that you're even real. I mean, seriously, do you have a giant off switch underneath all that binding?

[hardlyboy]

If I did, it would not be any of your business.

[burgercraving]

I'm pretty sure computers are like, public domain.

[hardlyboy]

I am not a computer!

[burgercraving]

Yeah, because then you'd know who Lady Gaga is and we're back at square one.

[hardlyboy]

[brb silently seething]

[burgercraving]

[unimpressed]