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[heroherohero]

[wherever you are, whatever you're doing, there is a moepire watching you. And he's not the most subtle stalker ever]

((feel free to mingle! ETA I'm falling asleep, I'll pick up new and old stuff in the morning!))

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[waylaidvagrant]

[You are now lurking at the edge of a corn field, observing a human that somehow seems very familiar to you.]

[putthebunnyin]

[You remain oblivious to the presence of a WAYLAID VAGRANT who would certainly seem familiar to you as well, were you not oblivious to his presence.

Which you are.]

[waylaidvagrant]

[Besides being very familiar, you think that this human is also looking very oblivious. You are quite certain you wouldn't let anyone catch you being so oblivious.

You decide to toss a dried ear of corn in the direction of this human to catch his attention and perhaps teach him to be less inattentive in the future.]

[putthebunnyin]

[You easily catch the ear of corn. With your face. Your Prankster's Gambit takes a serious hit as you clutch your forehead, looking around you for the offending tosser.]

ow, hey! who threw that?

[waylaidvagrant]

[Oops! It would seem that your corn toss got this boy's attention more forcefully than you intended. Oh well. You wave to the human as you begin to approach him.

[putthebunnyin]

[You rub the sore spot on your forehead briefly, but you are nothing if not forgiving. You smile and return the wave -- and then your smile widens as you realize who you are seeing.]

hey, i remember you!
you're the wizardly vassal i met on the battlefield, aren't you?

[waylaidvagrant]

[Wait a minute, This is John! John the Windy One! But how can this be? You are quite sure you saw him die on that foolish four-screened device. You decide you must get closer to make sure.]

[putthebunnyin]

[You beam at your carapaced friend as he approaches, closing up your CROSBYTOP and standing up.]

i didn't know you were in camp now! it's good to see you!
how've you been doing since i saw you last?

[waylaidvagrant]

[Quite a lot has happened since John last saw you. Where will you even begin?

You decide that the most important thing is to point out your handsome MAYORAL SASH.]

[putthebunnyin]

oh my gosh, you're a mayor now?
that's awesome! congratulations!
what're you mayor of?

[waylaidvagrant]

[Is is pretty impressive, isn't it? You retrieve the CITIZEN CORN you used to get his attention earlier and show it to John.]

[putthebunnyin]

[It takes you a moment to figure out what he means, but you understand soon enough.]

mayor of the corn?
sounds like a very important position!
i am sure you'll do a great job!

[waylaidvagrant]

[Of course! You always do your best when democracy is at stake! Just to be sure he knows this, you give him a very mayorly salute.]

[putthebunnyin]

[You return the salute with a grin. He's pleased about his position, and that's what's important.]

great!
let me know if there's anything i can do to...
help things run smoothly, i guess?

[waylaidvagrant]

[You're not sure exactly what you'd ask him to help with, but nod anyway. Life is so much simpler when you're not starving in a wasteland!]

[putthebunnyin]

[You give him a friendly thumbs up in return. You are unaware of his previous circumstances re: starving and wasteland, but you too are happy for the time here, away from Jack Noir and the oppressive Sburban time limit.]

so has camp been treating you alright so far?
i know it can be a weird place sometimes!