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[fuckyou_chorus]

[SUDDENLY Whoever you are, wherever you are, you feel compelled to wall the person closest to you! Gosh, that's probably kind of awkward...]

((as it says! Compelled walling, decide on your own conditions for release. Please mark in comments whether you are the wall-er or wall-ee! Perhaps you are both! Maybe you were standing in a very narrow

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[acivilservant]

[Looks terrified]

[...is terrified, in point of fact]

--Gh!

[hawkwardmoment]

Well then, Jade, I'm Hawke! And who might your fainting friend be?

[fomicrymeariver]

Oh, he's quite the peculiar one. He doesn't enjoy his own name too much, you see, it's rather the the mouthful. He's always so shy about it, but he'd be much obliged if you called him Baby Pie.

[hawkwardmoment]

Why "Baby Pie" and not something like... "Moon Pie" or "Sweet Pie"?

[fomicrymeariver]

A very good question. He's quite fussy about that, I'm afraid. I haven't the vaguest idea why.