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[fuckyou_chorus]

[SUDDENLY Whoever you are, wherever you are, you feel compelled to wall the person closest to you! Gosh, that's probably kind of awkward...]

((as it says! Compelled walling, decide on your own conditions for release. Please mark in comments whether you are the wall-er or wall-ee! Perhaps you are both! Maybe you were standing in a very narrow

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[we_have_a_rogue]

[heading back from the library, probably carrying a few books]

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[coffeejesus]

[ walls! ] Oh dear, I didn't mean to do that.

[we_have_a_rogue]

[well there goes the books]

Funny, cause that's kinda hard to do on accident.

[fuckyeahseateen]

[books? man, who needs text when you can have subtext instead?

P.S. SLAM]

Wow. That seemed like a much better idea a few seconds ago.

[we_have_a_rogue]

What the hell was that for?!

[also. SHOVING YOU.]

[fuckyeahseateen]

[letting herself get shoved back a few steps]

Dunno. I was just going to say hi, but then apparently I changed my mind? Something like that.

[we_have_a_rogue]

Changed your mind and decided I needed to become newly aquainted with the wall? What part of that says 'hi'?

[fuckyeahseateen]

Oh, trust me, I'm trying to figure it out too. If I saw somebody else doing that, I'd probably kick 'em somewhere soft and painful, so...

[we_have_a_rogue]

Well for some reason I don't think kneeing you would've worked as well on you as it does on certain other people.

So wait...you didn't mean to do it at all?

[sounds like MIND CONTROL. looking around for some shady-looking telepaths.]

[fuckyeahseateen]

Nope.

[yeah, someone here has been mind-controlled before and didn't like it the first time :|!!]

[we_have_a_rogue]

[this one got her first kiss when being mind-controlled so... I mean- yeah, mind-control totally sucks.]

Then what in the world happened?

[oh hey look books. picking those up.]

[fuckyeahseateen]

Oh, damn. Sorry about that. [helping with the books]

Anyway, I guess camp just doing its thing is the most likely answer. Like mistletoe, just... without the tongue.

[we_have_a_rogue]

I guess it's not really your fault. Thanks.

...Mistletoe?

[fuckyeahseateen]

No problem.

Yeah, you know. Stand under it with someone and you give them a kiss, everybody gets warm and fuzzy holiday feelings. Except it's camp, so instead you don't really get a choice. Step a little too close, and your face is on somebody else's face whether you want it to be or not.

[we_have_a_rogue]

What?

Well...there has to be a way to avoid it, right?

[fuckyeahseateen]

Yeah, you either avoid the mistletoe or you avoid people when there's mistletoe around. That's about it.