[Fourth Wall Mistletoe!]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[In the excitement of camp's visitors, it might be easy to overlook small clusters of what looks to be mistletoe, but anyone who's been in camp through a December or July would certainly know what it means if they did notice it

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[mind_over_metal]

*just responds to that with a little nod.

extracts a piece of plastic mistletoe from one of his wheels and flicks it up into Erik's face*

[godwinner]

[ catches it before it falls, laugh startled and a little rough sounding. flicks it back. ]

Keep it up, Xavier.

[mind_over_metal]

You make it sound like a challenge.

[godwinner]

Have we met?

[mind_over_metal]

Possibly. In passing, perhaps. Sorry, what was your name? Wait, don't tell me--

*puts on a Very Serious Face as he makes the temple-touch motion, though clearly just as an indicator*

--got it.

[godwinner]

Cheater.

[mind_over_metal]

Me? Never.

*though the words might as well be "For you? Always."*

[boldstarring]

[gosh, what's going on this fine day? The birds are singing, Camp is still super crowded, Professor Xhole is flirting with his boyfriend-]

[boldstarring]

[. . .

wait.]

[boldstarring]

[

wait.]

[boldstarring]

[

gosh I can think of like ten songs right off the top of my head that perfectly fit this situation and can also offer proper guidance to young, socially stunted lovers.]

[boldstarring]

. . .

It's always so important to give back.

[boldstarring]

[bbl, MIX TAPE TIME.]

[mind_over_metal]

*one day, I will learn to pay better mental attention to my surroundings even when Erik is touching all of my feelings.

today is not that day.*