4th wall DIBS

[borncaptain]

Welcome to camp, all dopplegangers, alternate reality people (I feel your pain), talking lions, etc etc. This place is awesome except for the sex rule and the occassional land shark attack (it's the bodies that give you a tough time, believe me). More importantly, I just want to ask everyone a favour. If you see another James T. Kirk, I get first

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[tobewhatyouwant]

E-Eh?

[tobewhatyouwant]

[stutters]

T-That's not--!

[alwaystrieshard]

You're so careless, not even aware men may want you.

[tobewhatyouwant]

Sex is banned in this place, anyway!

[alwaystrieshard]

Since when is sex the only thing a couple can do?

[tobewhatyouwant]

M-Maybe I wouldn't mind!

[alwaystrieshard]

If you're fine with doing it with someone you just met, why don't you do it with me instead?

[tobewhatyouwant]

I'M NOT INTERESTED!

[alwaystrieshard]

[chuckles]

[tobewhatyouwant]

W-What?!

[alwaystrieshard]

[hands up in surrender]

Nothing!

[tobewhatyouwant]

Hhgh! Whatever. Just find us a place to stay!

[TSUN]

[alwaystrieshard]

[teasing~]

There are tents, but will you be alright sharing accommodations with a man?

[tobewhatyouwant]

It's not like we haven't done it before. And if you try anything, I'll make sure you regret it.

[alwaystrieshard]

I wouldn't dare.

[tobewhatyouwant]

Good.