4th wall DIBS

[borncaptain]

Welcome to camp, all dopplegangers, alternate reality people (I feel your pain), talking lions, etc etc. This place is awesome except for the sex rule and the occassional land shark attack (it's the bodies that give you a tough time, believe me). More importantly, I just want to ask everyone a favour. If you see another James T. Kirk, I get first

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[tobewhatyouwant]

E-Eh?

[borncaptain]

Not really. Just not new.

[alwaystrieshard]

[stalking!1]

[tobewhatyouwant]

[IGNORES because I am being told things]

[alwaystrieshard]

[if you actually like this guy you have no excuse not to like me]

[tobewhatyouwant]

[WHO SAID I LIKE HIM? I'M ONLY ASKING HIM THINGS]

[alwaystrieshard]

[you're stuttering, blushing and capslocking in action tags. That tends to be a sign]

[tobewhatyouwant]

[because he's talking about sex!]

[alwaystrieshard]

[and you think he's hot]

[tobewhatyouwant]

[WHO DOESN'T]

[alwaystrieshard]

[I DON'T. NEEDS MOAR WIGS]

[tobewhatyouwant]

[after a bit]

You can stop following me at any moment.

[alwaystrieshard]

It's dangerous, there are narcissistic bisexuals on the prowl.

[tobewhatyouwant]

. . .

[alwaystrieshard]

If you're hurt while we're lost together my reputation will suffer.

[tobewhatyouwant]

How would anyone find out we were together in the first place?