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[ateyourbaby]

[TODAY, there is a little girl talking to a bunch of moogles. Isn't that adorable?]

Niche is going to eat you. But not today. Eating kupo meat is for emerging seas.

[Fourth wall welcome! eta: my internet is shitting its pants so if I disappear, THAT'S WHY]

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[thepunchisboss]

What is that thing?

[boldstarring]

It's complicated. Just go with it.

I'm Jesse St. James - like I said, I'm . . . familiar with Damon, so you've come up a number of times.

[thepunchisboss]

O-kaaay.

Nothing good, I bet.

[boldstarring]

He was drunk most of the time. Some mildly neutral stuff slipped in, although he'd deny it forever.

[thepunchisboss]

He's good at that. Please tell me he's not suicidal anymore.

[boldstarring]

I took care of that! You're welcome.

[thepunchisboss]

So, are you two like... together?

1/2

[boldstarring]

. . .

[brb laughing.]

[boldstarring]

[. . . okay, okay, recovering. and lifting a finger.]

- no, but oh my god, is that seriously his type, because I thought his type was his brother's girlfriend. Anyway, we're amicable drinking buddies - which means we're almost friends, except he's allergic to that word. I pay for things more often than not. We both make for good conversation. You get the idea.

[thepunchisboss]

I think his type is every girl.

[boldstarring]

And Jack Daniels.

[thepunchisboss]

He's an old friend of mine, too.

[boldstarring]

I'm almost afraid to ask which one - Damon or everyone's old friend, Jack.

[thepunchisboss]

Booze helps me more than vampires do.

[boldstarring]

Imagine that. Vampires aren't really known for being helpers, anyway.

[thepunchisboss]

Depends.