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Comments

[tinymanoncampus]

Santana, hey.

[burgercraving]

... You remember being here, right? Because I don't want to deal with Kurt's inevitable existential crisis at somehow having twin boyfriends.

[tinymanoncampus]

Yeah, but I feel like I missed something. This place is weirder than usual lately.

Do you have a twin running around?

[burgercraving]

No, but Berry does. And at this point, it sounds like she's ready to give up men and procreate with herself.

[tinymanoncampus]

Rachel does? How can you tell who's who?

[grins] Somehow that doesn't surprise me. She hasn't had the best luck.

[burgercraving]

Do you remember how Kurt said he got his memories of you?

[tinymanoncampus]

Yes, though honestly I still don't totally understand how it worked.

[burgercraving]

The point is it happened to me, too. And Berry two has some memories from then, but not when she got all up in my grill in camp.

[tinymanoncampus]

I guess that makes as much sense as anything.

[clearly surprised] Rachel went off on you? What for?

[burgercraving]

That wasn't an invitation to storytime.

[tinymanoncampus]

Sorry, it's just a little hard to picture.

Apparently this Rachel has been in space.

[burgercraving]

She got space and we got corn?

[tinymanoncampus]

And gorillas, yeah. I guess that's life.

[burgercraving]

I hate how nonchalant you are about this.

[tinymanoncampus]

[shrugs] There's not much we can do about it.

[burgercraving]

You're as passive as Emily, though. It's gross.