...

[fu_lovespeaker]

[MOAR FOURTH WALL CONTINUATIONS HERE?! HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS]

Comments

[tinymanoncampus]

Rachel? Hey! It feels like it's been ages!

[forgoodromance]

Blaine! It's so great to see you.

[tinymanoncampus]

You too! How have you been? This place is something else, isn't it?

[forgoodromance]

It's very . . . rural.

[tinymanoncampus]

[laughs] Among other things.

Anyway, how have you managed to stay hidden? I'd heard you were here, but somehow I never ran into you.

[forgoodromance]

Oh, um. Actually, I'm not that Rachel. I'm from space.

[ which sounded a lot better in her head ]

[tinymanoncampus]

[shakes his head, because what]

Space?

[forgoodromance]

Spaceship, to be precise. I was there, and then I was brought here.

[tinymanoncampus]

So you've been in space? That's amazing!

[forgoodromance]

It's a huge culture shock. But after a while it starts to lose its appeal once you get stuck too many times in an elevator with what appears to be a mix between Cousin It and Tony the Tiger.

[tinymanoncampus]

That doesn't sound all that different from here, actually. I take it haven't run across any of our undead neighbors? That's a shock.

[forgoodromance]

How undead are we talking about?

[tinymanoncampus]

All out zombies, like from the old Evil Dead movies. It's unsettling, but also sort of incredible.

[forgoodromance]

Don't they . . .

[ makes munching motions ]

[tinymanoncampus]

Not as much as you may think, but then I try and keep a safe distance.

[forgoodromance]

I would too. Just in case.