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[fu_lovespeaker]

[MOAR FOURTH WALL CONTINUATIONS HERE?! HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS]

Comments

[toughcloaca]

Commander Shepard! Unexpected, yet the possibility existed. Temporary stay due to barrier? Doesn't matter. Hello.

[shouldgetgoing]

Got a status report for me, Mordin?

[toughcloaca]

Forwarding all information directly to your omni-tool. Status report is simple: camp in Earth's American midwest. Corn everywhere. Area where people from all kinds of alternate universes are brought in. Trapped by a barrier. Due to recent events, barrier malfunctioning. Sudden influx of people.

... that's the short form, anyways.

[shouldgetgoing]

[who has two thumbs and is too lazy to make an omnitool icon? THIS GIRL. Anyway, reading over your report :|aa]

That figures. Every time you ask a question, the answers only raise more questions.

[toughcloaca]

Have tried many experiments. Gathered a lot of data. Results change every time... like being toyed with.

[shouldgetgoing]

Well, keep at it. You can outsmart anything, Mordin.

[toughcloaca]

Intend to do so. Cannot let sentient landscape in the middle of multiple universes win.

[shouldgetgoing]

That will look a little strange in your biography vid.

[toughcloaca]

Biography vid already full of incredible things. Icing on the cake, as the Earth saying goes. Not sure memories of time spent in camp will stay intact upon returning, though.

[shouldgetgoing]

I don't like the idea of something messing with mine or anybody's heads.

[toughcloaca]

Happens disturbingly often. Wanting to build a preventive measure against it.

[shouldgetgoing]

Do what you can, but this barrier problem takes priority.

[toughcloaca]

Am familiar with person in charge of barrier care. Will find her.

[shouldgetgoing]

If you could, that would be a big help.