THE FOURTH WALL STRIKES BACK.

[fu_noobspeaker]

Well gosh, y'all! I guess this is what you'd call an overflow post!

[FOURTH WALL KICKOFF CONTINUATIONS to avoid captcha / the old post filling. Shine on, you crazy diamonds.]

Comments

[nicecurves]

Is this uh, a party? A really ... overcrowded party.

[calmyomindtits]

We do seem awfully busy.

[nicecurves]

Nice costume.

[calmyomindtits]

Thank you. Yours is fairly decent as well.

[nicecurves]

Seriously, though. What the fuck is going on.

[calmyomindtits]

Alternate universes colliding.

[fansbunnycorn]

Valeriaaaaannn... helpppp... I think we're having a really bad trip.

[nicecurves]

[wary] I'm sorry, I'm pretty sure you've got the wrong guy.

[the American accent makes his point]

[fansbunnycorn]

[WAIT WHAT]

[LOOKING BETWEEN YOU AND SABRA!XAVIER]

......................

[fansbunnycorn]

A MIRROR CLONE?!

[SUDDENLY: KNIVES OUT]

[fansbunnycorn]

No... no... wait Emiri wait. That makes no sense. The voices are different! And the uniform's wrong...

[nicecurves]

Yeah, this is kind of-

[OH HELL NO. knives get you GUNS in your FACE.]

Who the fuck are you people!?

[fansbunnycorn]

[Wearing a brown uniform the same shade as Sabra!Charles. Shaking a little at those guns but standing firm :'D]

I-I'm Emiri, of Lepus! Who the hell are you?! I'm not afraid just 'cause you got guns!

[nicecurves]

You should be. Drop the goddamn knives.

[fansbunnycorn]

State your name and intention and swear on everything you know and love that you aren't affiliated with Mirror in any way, shape or form, buster! And then I'll think about it!

[nicecurves]

I'm Wesley Gibson, and I don't know where I am or what the hell Lepus or the Mirror are, but if you fuck with me, we are going to have a problem.

[safeties off]

Now put your weapons down!