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[computerjackoff]

[Today, near the Mess Hall, there are two preteens standing around. One of them is freaking out over a fallen zombie while the other waves people down.]

Brianna, I think I killed him!

He's already dead, Jack, don't worry about it. Hey, you! Yeah you. Got a place for us to stay?

((INTRO FOR JACK standard warnings apply. He and Brianna/The Breeze will

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[tickingtykebomb]

Where've you been sleeping, a cornfield?

[tickingtykebomb]

Well, yeah. I mean, it's Vanya-- wait, what's with the quotes?

[easybreezyidiot]

I never made any plans with you! You totally ganked them. I mean, I guess it's fine this time since you're a hero and everything, but you shouldn't give orders when you didn't even come up with anything.

[tickingtykebomb]

--shit, I knew this was gonna get complicated eventually. Uh... can we talk in private for a sec?

[easybreezyidiot]

What? ... Okay.

[tickingtykebomb]

[to a conveniently empty area nearby!]

--so I actually didn't gank those plans. You made 'em with me.

[easybreezyidiot]

What.

[tickingtykebomb]

You know how superheroes have secret identities?

[easybreezyidiot]

... Yeah...

[tickingtykebomb]

Yeah, well. Around here I also go by 'Mindy.'

[easybreezyidiot]

[THE LONGEST AWKWARD SILENCE and this face is happening the entire time.]

[tickingtykebomb]

[I'll let you enjoy that awkward montage in silence]

--hellooo?

[easybreezyidiot]

[OH MY GOD, WHAT DO.]

I. You're serious.

[tickingtykebomb]

Yeah. Sorry for not telling you before. But, y'know, secrecy.

[easybreezyidiot]

[on the bright side, she doesn't seem mad at all? she does, however, look like she's about to take off running.]

... That's okay.

[tickingtykebomb]

Really? Great. I knew you'd get it.

And on that note-- could you keep this quiet?