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[informadick]

So... Kids! Yes or no, and how do you think you'd be as a parent?

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[littlestsoldier]

*All the fidgeting*

[shadow_bum]

Adoption is always an option in a ninja village, Michael.

[littlestsoldier]

I know...

[shadow_bum]

[shrugs slightly]

And there's always the chance you'll get kicked out of this place while you're genderswitched.

[littlestsoldier]

Keep dreaming. I'd have to strangle myself if that happened.

[shadow_bum]

...

[littlestsoldier]

I make a terrible woman and I would make an even worse pregnant woman.

[shadow_bum]

I'm sure the kunoichi would help you deal with things.

[littlestsoldier]

Pass. I like being a man!

[shadow_bum]

... I don't mind it too much myself.

[littlestsoldier]

*Fffflushes and looks away from*

You had better not, since this is what you're going to be stuck with.

[shadow_bum]

...

[littlestsoldier]

Words.

[shadow_bum]

[leans close to Michael's ear to murmur three little words just loud enough for him alone to hear them]

[littlestsoldier]

*Snorts, tugging on his vest*

And you're the idiot that hooked up with an idiot, so that makes you the bigger idiot.