suddenly: soirée.

[fuckyousoleil]

[On this abnormally cool summer's evening in Camp Fuck You Die, an elaborate tent has been set up just outside the carnival. At 7PM sharp, everything in the carnival lights up - the ferris wheel, the strands of festive lights strung around the Tunnel of Love, even the haunted house are all illuminated. The atmosphere appears to be welcoming,

Comments

[burgercraving]

You forgot to get dressed.

[the_ex_in_xp]

We have a zombie orchestra, I'm playing to theme.

[burgercraving]

No, you're just being tacky.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Don't you have a date you should be harassing?

[burgercraving]

And miss making your night more interesting?

[the_ex_in_xp]

That's my date's job. I think I'm covered.

[burgercraving]

Who's your date?

[the_ex_in_xp]

My boyfriend.

[burgercraving]

You must be slumming if you dressed up like that for him.

[the_ex_in_xp]

I dress for myself. And before you follow up with a typical Mean Girl response, let me tell you a red dress like that won't cover up any bloodstains so for your sake try not to say anything that makes me want to punch you.

[burgercraving]

Don't tell me you're like a ninja, too.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Okay, I won't tell you.

[but a sign pops up with the helpful information

NAME: RAMONA V. FLOWERS
STATUS: NINJA DELIVERY GIRL]