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[fuckyousoleil]

[Today, no matter where you go, you'll find a curious posting placed up all over camp. On the bulletin board in the mess hall, on the speaker posts all around, on the side of several cabins and barns - everywhere.

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[hyperneurosis]

... It's about time!

[crisscrossing]

There's a time for a snazzy ball at a creepy carnival in a creepier summer camp?

[hyperneurosis]

Well! No one said the carnival has to be creepy, right? And really ... anything can be spruced up with a little work!

Besides, it's summer-these things should be happening all the time! So let's just say it's always time.

[crisscrossing]

I'll take your word for it!

[hyperneurosis]

Hey, do you have any idea who's running this? I'd like to give them a hand with things ...

And are you okay?

[crisscrossing]

Err. There's a lady who runs the carnival, maybe it's her thing?

[hyperneurosis]

I'll look for her then ...

But really, um-are you-um ...

[crisscrossing]

Huh?

[hyperneurosis]

I don't really think there's a polite way to put this.

[crisscrossing]

[self consciously straightens his shirt!?]

[hyperneurosis]

Um, are you a zombie?

[crisscrossing]

What! No, I--oh. Oh, jeez, um! I-it's not like that.

[hyperneurosis]

Oh.

Then I can probably recommend some good body washes ...

[crisscrossing]

[so embarrassed]

No no no, it's okay! It's... a vampire thing? Maybe? I smell normal to everyone else I swear and yes okay anyway!

[hyperneurosis]

... Well, at least no one will ever wanna eat you ...

[crisscrossing]

H-heh! That's a plus.