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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! Particularly you counselors, 'cause I sure did get that shipment in this morning! I spent aaaaall afternoon divvyin' it up for y'all and let me tell you, I sure am excited and hope to see y'all using this stuff

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[takeme2urpants]

[Holds a bullwhip in his tentacles]

[Just]

[Sort of staring at it]

[takeme2urpants]

I hope his tail isn't too sore, now.

[butterflybuldge]

He should be fine.

[actionpainting]

...nice.

[takeme2urpants]

Miss Watson this was not--it is not my intention to use this, on whom, even, this is so ridiculous I cannot--

It is not what it seems!

[actionpainting]

It's okay, I get it. Camp's being not funny again.

[takeme2urpants]

Exceedingly so.

I informed the apparent superiors of this place that I might require assistance in educating Miss Marcy as to mannerly conduct, and they send me this. Be-tentacled beings are stereotyped on this planet without even existing here!

[actionpainting]

Sad, but true.

[takeme2urpants]

I simply find it unfortunate.

...Has this place given you anything?

[actionpainting]

It did! Clipboards and fancy accessories annnd a new... roommate? I mean, he's wearing a little hat and a monocle, so it feels wrong to call him a pet.

[takeme2urpants]

A roommate...?

[actionpainting]

[holds up her dapper isopod]

Ain't he just the cutest?

[takeme2urpants]

--Oh! Oh my goodness, hello there!

[Obviously thinks that it is SO CUTE]

[actionpainting]

[MIND SHRUG]

I'm going to hit up the internet and look for appropriately awesome names for him later Anyway, uh. I guess he's going to be chilling in my tank?

[blowsurmind]

Um. what?

[takeme2urpants]

I--hmm.

Well.

This is certainly a bullwhip.