ITP awkward signs oh boy

[certifiably]

[Today there is a probably awkward, probably intrusive sign floating above your head. For example:

ASK ME ABOUT SURVIVING HELL]

... That's charming.

((OOC: Awkward signs post! I'll probably tag around for a while but yeah mingle and all that jazz.))

Comments

[suppliesdemand]

[Ask me about my husband and kids]

Damn it, Tamaki, even here...

[jackoclubs]

[ask me about my night job]

You always seemed a bit too young to marry to me~

[suppliesdemand]

I most certainly am. And am I to take it you don't actually want to talk about your night job?

[jackoclubs]

[sigh. he has a fake explanation at the ready]

'S not as interesting as Camp is making it sound, anyway.

[suppliesdemand]

I'm sure. I can't help being curious, however.

[jackoclubs]

Geez... can this place get anymore annoying?

I deliver packages for an old friend of my dad's.

[suppliesdemand]

And I'm sure the contents of these packages must be entirely mundane and legitimate.

[jackoclubs]

Oooi. Do I strike you as the type of guy to do something illegal?

[ha ha ha...]

[suppliesdemand]

Not at all, of course.

[jackoclubs]

We deliver whatever the customers bring us. Flowers, birthday presents, weirdly shaped gift baskets...

[totally making this up on the fly]

[suppliesdemand]

Ah, I see.My apologies for prying.

[jackoclubs]

'S to be expected with a giant sign like this floating around, right?

[lightly teasing] You can pay me back by telling me about your husband.

[suppliesdemand]

[Sigh] The president of the school club I belong to back home enjoys engaging in bizarre familial fantasies. He decided that he was the club father, myself the mother, and the rest of the members our children.

[jackoclubs]

. . .

What kinda club is it?

[suppliesdemand]

... A host club.

[jackoclubs]

[and now he is amused]

Heh.