[Summer date night!]

[comesquickly]

[The sun is just starting to go down, though it's still warm. There are fireflies beginning to come out, crickets chirping quietly... It's a beautiful night for a date. All around camp in quiet, secluded spots, there are picnic blankets and pillows laid out with candles around them, the perfect spot to take your Special Someone

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[fomicrymeariver]

[ Jade and Harley are bending space-time!!1]

He's quite a feisty one, isn't he.

[hench_wench]

He's got a temper, but I think it's kinda cute when he throws a fit.

Before we get down to business, I'd like the rest of the payment, please.

[fomicrymeariver]

I was thinking a nice candle-lit dinner beforehand, but if you so insist.

[hench_wench]

Well aren't you a romantic!

[fomicrymeariver]

Romance is far from my specialty, but I do try to dabble.

[hench_wench]

Alright, we can do an installment plan. Coupon and recipe now. Hugs et cetera after.

[fomicrymeariver]

My, I was under the impression that I had won the auction.

[leading her into the basement and into the morgue anyway]

[hench_wench]

And that means my company isn't free.

[fomicrymeariver]

You'll wring me dry at this rate.

[handing her a ~frilly~ apron]

[hench_wench]

[... puts ... it on?]

[fomicrymeariver]

[donning his own before magically producing baking supplies out of nowhere]

I can hardly claim to have the patience necessary to teach, so I expect you to listen very carefully.

[hench_wench]

... Yeah that's a problem for me.

[fomicrymeariver]

Well, now, I suppose I shall have to keep you interested.

[was that an ass-slap? You betcha]

[hench_wench]

[grinds her heel into his foot]

[fomicrymeariver]

[nope no reaction]

Let's begin.

[hench_wench]

M'kay.

[Already losing interest.]