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[painintheneck]

[If you're outside tonight, enjoying the... Camp atmosphere... you may notice a bit of a distraction going on near one of the abandoned barns. The distraction turns out to be a line of zombies carrying multiple suitcases, bird cages, boxes of old magazines and a chaise lounge inside said barn while a young woman in a white suit supervises

Comments

[athousandandnun]

Oh, I don't think I've seen anyone try that with them before.

[painintheneck]

Why not? They should be useful, not just hideous decoration.

[athousandandnun]

Most of them aren't very trainable, at least in my experience.

[painintheneck]

They just need to be persuaded.

[drapethuselah]

Ooh, be careful that they don't ooze on your things.

[painintheneck]

[wrinkling her nose]

It'll be the last thing they ever do.

[drapethuselah]

Strict discipline is a good thing, but that won't take away the mess.

[painintheneck]

[waving that off]

I'm sure they're doing their very best to keep everything clean.

[newfangled]

Is that supposed to be a serious question?

[painintheneck]

Of course. If they're not good for anything, why do they exist?

[newfangled]

Go find whoever put them here and ask them.

[painintheneck]

I've heard that the woman in charge is a very powerful human.

[painintheneck]

They needed to be persuaded, that's all.

[painintheneck]

If they can walk and beg for brains, they can follow simple orders.

[futureinhand]

You seem to have found a use!

[painintheneck]

They needed a little persuasion.

[futureinhand]

And you needed someone to carry all that furniture.

[painintheneck]

It all worked out in the end.