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[mindlessvandal]

[TODAY IN CAMP, WHY... YOU MIGHT FIND THAT SOMETHING ODD IS HAPPENING! As you near the center of camp, something pops up behind you. And that thing is:

EMBARRASSING CHILDHOOD PHOTO(S) OF YOUR CHARACTER, floating beside them, refusing to go away.

It's like a nightmare-fueled waltz through every horrible yearbook photo they've ever taken]

(( Due

Comments

[burgercraving]

That's your dad, huh.

[skirtindanger]

-- Hm? Oh, right... Yeah, that's Papa.

[burgercraving]

It takes real innocence not to see a douche right away.

[skirtindanger]

What kind of little kid would? I couldn't have been any older than six.

[burgercraving]

I'm sure there are some who do.

[skirtindanger]

I didn't have any reason to think badly of him then.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, well, at least you know now. I guess being proud of being with him is embarrassing enough.

[skirtindanger]

I just avoid him now anyway, since it's not like I need him for anything. That's good enough for me.

[burgercraving]

That just makes you a badass.

[skirtindanger]

[waves a hand dismissively]

It's nothing like that. I'm just angry at him and he knows it.