ITP: Revenge of the Return of the Ice Cream Van

[masterpartyvan]

[It's a summer afternoon on a holiday weekend! You know what this means? We should embrace the spirit of the season by running the greet the friendly neighborhood ice cream unmarked white van truck that is driving through camp-

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...okay, yeah, that's kind of creepy.

uh. get ice cream. and mingle. and stuff.]

((I'm multi-tasking but will be

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[reigningred]

[you don't see that everyday at a zombie camp.]

Maybe just one would be alright...

[masterpartyvan]

*MUSIC SLOWLY, SOFTLY DYING IN THE AIR, THE VAN SLOWS TO A STOP*

[reigningred]

[creep...y... uncertain look at the driver]

Hello...

[masterpartyvan]

*no answer from the front? odd. however, one of the side doors swings open, revealing a man sitting inside among freezers and coolers full of ice cream.*

Good afternoon. Would you care for some ice cream?

[getsanextralife]

[Observing but not really getting closer because STRANGER DANGER SENSES TINGLING]

[masterpartyvan]

*WITH THE MUSIC SLOWLY FADING LIKE A DYING MUSIC BOX, THE VAN COMES TO A GRADUAL... STOP... RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM.

WHAT DO*

[getsanextralife]

[I'll take 'Stare Suspiciously But Hold My Ground' for 300 please]

[masterpartyvan]

*and one of the side doors swiiiiiiiiiiiings open to reveal...

ICE CREAM

no, really. the back of the van is full of freezers and coolers of ice cream, like you'd suspect any super-overstocked ice cream truck to be.

there's also a guy sitting back there.*

Good afternoon. Would you care for some ice cream? I have to get rid of this all somehow.