Lazy library post is lazy

[wasaredherring]

[TODAY IN YOUR LIBRARY one might notice a new addition to the library's workforce, namely a tiny warlord, one might also notice that Zhores is very obviously enjoying that someone else is there to handle the grunt work.

But what are you doing tonight? Talking, perusing the books, eating in the library despite the rules against it((Generalized

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[butterflybuldge]

... [ lurks behind ]

[takeme2urpants]

[...Looks around]

[butterflybuldge]

[ scoops up from behind and holds out ]

A little alien is out wandering around where predators are.

[takeme2urpants]

Ah--!

Ah! It's you!

[butterflybuldge]

[ sticks out tongue and makes a hideous growing noise ]

Grr~ ha ha ha.

[takeme2urpants]

[ajflhsdf]

You picked me up last time!

[butterflybuldge]

Easy prey.

[takeme2urpants]

Why did you pick me up, HYU MAN?

[His accent gets stronger in distress!]

[butterflybuldge]

Because I'm not sure what else to do with small things, other than ignore them.

[ puts down and headpats ]

[takeme2urpants]

Oh.

...That makes sense.

[butterflybuldge]

[ sits :U ]

Tell me about your home.

[takeme2urpants]

[Clears his throat]

Um... Beta Luyten is a Redux World, with lower temp'atures than this place. The weather is Class 3, and the tectonics are Class 1. Its tilt is 23 degrees on its axis.

[butterflybuldge]

That's more than any human can say about Earth. They'd need Wikipedia for that.

[takeme2urpants]

Really? I didn't know that.

[butterflybuldge]

Most of them are pretty stupid. But you end up liking them very much anyways.

[takeme2urpants]

Are we friends, in the future? Do you like me?