ITP: The restrooms need attention

[nocturnemission]

[Both the boys' and girls' bathrooms are in complete disarray today! The TP is all on the floor instead of on the rolls, toilets are backing up, the sinks are dripping non-stop... But wait, there is a new sign posted!

Comments

[chicksdigfuzz]

Did the restroom fairies decide to trash the place instead of clean it?

[forevermadao]

Hey, you can't just come into the sanctuary of man and start throwing accusations around. This is supposed to be a safe space.

[marypoopins]

I don't know what you're thinking. I was talking about number one and two.

[forevermadao]

I, uh... Of course that's what I was thinking! What else would anyone do in here? Ha ha ha!

[marypoopins]

It sticks.

[forevermadao]

Huh? What does?

[marypoopins]

Your future.

Nah, I mean the bathroom.

[forevermadao]

...Yeah, it really does.

[marypoopins]

Like dried squid or something.

[forevermadao]

I'm pretty sure it smells more like s***t.

[chicksdigfuzz]

But this is seriously over the top, even for a crazy place like this. Next thing you know, we're all going to catch toilet diseases.

[forevermadao]

...I don't want to turn into a toilet.

[chicksdigfuzz]

It might already be too late. You probably have the germs swarming inside of you right now.

[forevermadao]

How long do you think it'll be before the symptoms start showing?

[chicksdigfuzz]

I give it a week. These things need time to grow. So you might still be able to catch it, if you get to a doctor.

[forevermadao]

Right, maybe there's a vaccine for it.