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[godfuckudie]

Time sure flies, huh? In around a week it'll be July and before you know it, there will be mistletoe everywhere. And that's fine if you have someone you want to make out with, but there are also creepers and perverts that'll try to take advantage of the situation.

So before that happens, I thought I should make a public service announcement...

Comments

[keepsontrucking]

[Isn't that... the kid who hangs out with Mori... uh oh]

This is obviously just a bad joke! You shouldn't believe everything someone like that says anyway!

[hisshortcake]

[THROWS HIS BUNNY PLUSHIE AT YOUR HEAD WITH SURPRISING FORCE AND ACCURACY o9"]

It's you!!

[keepsontrucking]

[-!! I never knew a plushie could hurt this much...]

[keepsontrucking]

Th- That's why I'm trying to say you shouldn't believe what's on that poster!

[hisshortcake]

[... okay getting his bunny back and then retreating to the SAFETY DISTANCE]

Don't listen to his lies, Usa-chan!

[keepsontrucking]

HEY!! Are you listening to a thing I'm saying!?

[hisshortcake]

Explain yourself!

[keepsontrucking]

E-Explain, you say, but...

[sigh]

For starters, there were certain circumstances when all that was going on. It's not like I go around doing stuff like that with just anyone because I like it!

[hisshortcake]

That's even worse!

[keepsontrucking]

How do you figure!?

[hisshortcake]

Just doing it because you can--! Wahhh, that's twisted!

[keepsontrucking]

That's not what I meant! You're the one who's getting everything twisted!

[hisshortcake]

M-me?

[keepsontrucking]

[... He's blowing his only chance at appeal here. sigh again]

I just meant that you're misunderstanding what I'm saying.

[hisshortcake]

I'm not twisted...!

[keepsontrucking]

Hey, are you crying?

I'm sorry, okay? I didn't mean to say that you were twisted.