[Over the PA system... how does he keep finding microphones?]

[codeusername]

[Out in the field, away from the main Camp area (but getting closer by the second), is a giant evil robot. Pretend the purple parts are blue. Megamind is currently in the head of this robot, cackling maniacally and generally being a bad dude. This is playing over the speakers as well.]

GUESS WHAT, CAMPERS?! I'M BORED! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS--

Comments

[chicksdigfuzz]

Seriously, dude? This is kind of weak for an evil rampage.

[codeusername]

BUT IT'S NOT BORING!

[chicksdigfuzz]

But there are plenty of other things you could do to entertain yourself besides damaging public property and disturbing the peace.

[codeusername]

THE INTERNET IS REALLY SLOW HERE. ANYWAY, THIS IS MY JOB.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Your job is to annoy campers? Wow, somebody got the short end of the stick.

[codeusername]

I'M DOING JUST FINE, THANK YOU.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I would still suggest finding better job opportunities.

[codeusername]

I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND FOR WHEN THE DIRECTOR STARTS TAKING COMPLAINTS.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I've got an idea. How about you take all of that misplaced frustration and use your robot to attack the director instead?

[codeusername]

DRAW ME A MAP TO HER LOCATION AND I'LL CONSIDER IT.

[chicksdigfuzz]

I'm fresh out of maps! But I'm sure one of the nice gorillas would love to help you out with that.

[nosenolimits]

No freakin' kidding.

[chicksdigfuzz]

Maybe if someone shows him the error of his ways, he'll stop acting like a complete lunatic.

[nosenolimits]

Doubt it. Doesn't strike me as the type.

[chicksdigfuzz]

It never hurts to try! And even if it fails miserably, it would make a good distraction while someone else gets him out of the robot.

[nosenolimits]

Already on it.