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[healingcock]

Hey.

Hey, you.

Pet me.

((hereish, will be slow))

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[watchmycannon]

[There is now a kitten attached to your boot with teeth and claws]

You'll hurt him, like that.

[shadow_bum]

[you know what's great about kittens? you can do the same thing to them. grabbing up a handful of kitten]

No, I won't.

[watchmycannon]

[Just hangs there]

To my knowledge, rabbits are delicate about the neck.

[shadow_bum]

No more than you are.

[watchmycannon]

Kittens are meant to be carried by the scruff, though.

[kitten shrug]

But as ever, this is Camp. I am glad to see you returned. Are you well?

[shadow_bum]

[setting the kitten down on the table so he can go back to petting the bunny in the crook of his arm]

... I'm fine.

[watchmycannon]

I do hope. Many people were quite worried over your absence. Myself included.

[swishes his tail]

[shadow_bum]

[petting bunny]

...

[watchmycannon]

[leaps! and alights gently on Shikamaru's shoulder, snuffling gently in his ear]

And, I have missed you, in general. I do so like our chats.

[shadow_bum]

[tenses a little, struggling a moment to not throw the kitten across the room]

[watchmycannon]

[...kittens are good at emotions?]

...My apologies...

[hops back down]

[shadow_bum]

[pulls his shit together and finally reaches out to pet the kitten]

... It's not your fault.

[watchmycannon]

[leans into the petting, purring softly]

Perhaps, but it was not sensitive of me.

[shadow_bum]

[can't argue against that so... continues petting]

[watchmycannon]

[Purrrrrrs in the most soothing way he can]

[shadow_bum]

[kitten purrs are the best purrs]