itp: PONY TEA PARTYYY

[archaelologist]

[What is this! It looks like a tea party, only there are also cups and snacks made especially for ponies! If you decide to attend, you will find yourself with a fabulous hat. Probably with ribbons.]

[Robin and Vanya will be tagging, but please mingle! Non-ponies welcome. eta: I'm done for the night, but Vanya is still slowly tagging! Will

Comments

[burgercraving]

Can someone explain why everyone turned into a pony? Did camp get its collective attempted-sexy party on and they forgot to invite me?

[bronevolence]

No.

[burgercraving]

Yeah, go on and deny it-

[burgercraving]

Wait. Floaty?

[bronevolence]

[sigh] Yes.

[burgercraving]

Okay, so I would be jealous, but if you got some action, that's all I need. It'll help improve our relationship.

[bronevolence]

I didn't do anything, actually.

[burgercraving]

Then it's clearly still up to me.

[bronevolence]

[protesting the inappropriateness of this conversation has proven to be a waste of time again and again, so that'll just get an awkward little shuffling of hooves.]

[burgercraving]

Oh god, this is even weirder when you're like this. Look, no matter how much they say horses are hung, I'm not into that right now.

[bronevolence]

[can ponies blush? PERHAPS.]

You're the one who brought it up in the first place!

[burgercraving]

You got all awkward so I didn't want you to get any ideas.

[bronevolence]

I can assure you that the thought hadn't occurred to me until you mentioned it.

[burgercraving]

So what do you think about all the time, Floaty?

[bronevolence]

My duty and my kingdom take much higher priority than anything else.

[burgercraving]

Don't kingdoms need like ... children?