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[capt_homo]

[Today in camp, you may find yourself with a name tag. Except it doesn't seem to state your name... Stephen Stills and Ema Skye both have tags of their very own:

BAD AT BEING GAY

BAD AT SCIENCE]

...So you want to talk about it?
No. Because it's not true!
Whatever you say, I guess.

Comments

[youmustlickit]

[Yours reads BAD AT MONOGAMY. Which is very true, because as a troll, you're expected to have-- oh look, now it has a red heart before MONOGAMY. You can't win.]

>:?
YOU C4N B3 B4D 4T TH4T?

[youmustlickit]

TH4TS DUMB

[capt_homo]

Don't have to tell me that.

[youmustlickit]

WH4T3V3R
HUM4NS G3T W31RD 4BOUT R34LLY DUMB STUFF SOM3T1M3S

[capt_homo]

We really do.

[the_ex_in_xp]

Yes. That's why we call it cheating. It's like a test only without multiple choice.

[youmustlickit]

NO 1 M34NT ST3PH3N ST1LLS

[the_ex_in_xp]

Oh, yeah, then you can definitely be bad at that.

[youmustlickit]

HOW?
H3 S41D H3S B4D 4T COCK F33L1NGS
BUT 1 DONT KNOW WH4T TH4T M34NS

[the_ex_in_xp]

...cock feelings. What the hell, Stephen Stills. [shakes her head]

I guess it's just what happens when you expect to like a certain kind of person, or sex I guess, and one day you're totally into somebody not like that, it throws some people.

[youmustlickit]

1 ST1LL TH1NK 1TS W31RD TH4T HUM4NS 3V3N C4R3!
4LSO ST3PH3N ST1LLS WONT T3LL M3 WH4T COCK 1S 4ND WHY 1T H4S F33L1NGS

[the_ex_in_xp]

It's a guy thing and a sex thing rolled up into one, so of course he's really high-strung about it...

And, just saying, not all humans are hung up about who they date. But I'm really not a good example of it.