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[capt_homo]

[Today in camp, you may find yourself with a name tag. Except it doesn't seem to state your name... Stephen Stills and Ema Skye both have tags of their very own:

BAD AT BEING GAY

BAD AT SCIENCE]

...So you want to talk about it?
No. Because it's not true!
Whatever you say, I guess.

Comments

[burgercraving]

[BAD AT STAYING IN THE CLOSET]

...

[capt_homo]

Oh.

[burgercraving]

-It's because I fooled around with my best friend to get a guy hot a couple times.

[capt_homo]

Okay?

[burgercraving]

So that's that.

[capt_homo]

It's okay to like girls. Or boys. Or both.

[burgercraving]

Well, she's my best friend, of course I like her.

[capt_homo]

That's not even what I was talking about, but whatever.

[burgercraving]

Do you keep the stubble because of all the man hair you have to deal with?

[capt_homo]

How did you know?!

[capt_homo]

...Wait shit.

[burgercraving]

... I'm smart.

[capt_homo]

Even my friends haven't figured it out.

[burgercraving]

You said it was for a reason and it wasn't because you were a hipster idiot trying too hard. And I'm obviously experienced in messing around with guys.

[capt_homo]

Yeah, let's not talk about that.

[burgercraving]

Which part?