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[tinmedalsoldier]

[Wherever you are in Camp, a musketeer and a superhero have suddenly burst through the door--and just as suddenly slammed it shut behind them and thrown themselves across the doorway, as if to prevent something from following them inside.

They also seem to be having an argument.]

I don't know why I still listen to you!Yeah, I was kinda wonderin'

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[dont_ingest]

[Welcome to ZEX's shagwagon spaceship]

Just what is going on here?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Well... First we were patrolling, and then we were running, and now we're hoping nothing is still trying to follow us.

[dont_ingest]

Where were you patrolling?

[tinmedalsoldier]

...

... outside?

It was very dark.

[runstowardsfire]

*was milking this sheep in this old barn and the sheep is so startled it knocks over the bucket*

. . . What are you running from?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Um...

... it was dark?

[runstowardsfire]

*rights the bucket*

So you have no idea what you're running from?

[tinmedalsoldier]

Oh, we had an idea... Just one with very sharp teeth.

[00_07]

[practicing in the music studio]

--What's wrong?!

[2nd_slinger]

... everything is fine.

Nothing is ruined, or, alternatively, bein' chased by a horrible monster.

[00_07]

You're being chased by a monster? What kind?

[2nd_slinger]

A right-outside-the-door kind, kid.

[hench_wench]

[AHHH FUCK AHHH shoots at them]

[2nd_slinger]

[SHIT--dodging goes here!]

Dammit, Harley--!!

[hench_wench]

Well don't surprise me! I don't shoot people who knock!

[2nd_slinger]

You mean I don't have bargin' in privileges?

I'm hurt.

[whenknightfalls]

[Looks up from shoving relatively safe food in his mouth at the mess hall. The words are kind of muffled]

Is something chasing you?

[2nd_slinger]

... no.

We're doin' all this for our health.

[whenknightfalls]

[Swallows]

Oh, well, I was going to offer help.

[2nd_slinger]

... you wanna volunteer to be the live bait for our cunning trap?