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[withwords]

[There is a man sitting behind a table that has blank open notebook and some pens laid out on top. Next to them, there is a sign that reads:

Want someone cursed? Dead? Horribly maimed or injured?
Let us know!
Results are 100% guaranteed. For the right price.

He looks distinctly uncomfortable about this. And also seems to be stuck.]

[OOC: GROCERY

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[runstowardsfire]

*judging that sign*

[withwords]

[IS ALSO JUDGING IT]

[runstowardsfire]

Are you a wizard or a warlock?

[withwords]

Not at all.

[runstowardsfire]

. . . But you can curse people. Or so the sign says.

[withwords]

Yes.

[runstowardsfire]

Is that your job?

[withwords]

No.

[runstowardsfire]

That's good to know. Are you going to curse someone if someone else pays you?

[withwords]

I have no intention of cursing anyone.

[runstowardsfire]

Ah, so this is a very bad joke then? *gesturing at the sign*

[withwords]

Yes.

[runstowardsfire]

I see. It takes effort not to do things that you can do.

[withwords]

. . .

[runstowardsfire]

*just looking at you--enjoy the silence*