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[skirtindanger]

[outside in front of the dojo, a pair of teens are training! it looks like they've been going through a series of sparring matches for a while, although one of them keeps winning them over and over-- made evident again as he makes another final deck across her face.]

Ow... ugh. I thought you were supposed to help me, not turn me into your personal

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[burgercraving]

-Hey, why don't you back off her you incomplete smurf! Did you forget to finish turning blue or are you too stupid to remember your own color?

[skirtindanger]

[what the]

-- Santana??

[burgercraving]

That's my name, don't wear it out.

[skirtindanger]

That--

[oh forget it]

I-- I'm fine, you don't have to yell at him.

[burgercraving]

Why the hell aren't you beating his ass?

[skirtindanger]

That was kind of the point, but his teaching methods aren't... that great, I'm starting to find out.

[burgercraving]

It's because he's stupid.

[skirtindanger]

Well, it's definitely frustrating.

[burgercraving]

Find some badass girl in camp and skip playing with idiot trolls like this guy. I wouldn't be surprised if he has a jewel bellybutton, only it'd be fake.

[skirtindanger]

[sighs] It's not like that... Maybe it was a mistake trying to learn like this.

[burgercraving]

Like what?

[skirtindanger]

By asking Black✩Star to help me out. When it comes to hand to hand, he's already a lot stronger than me in that aspect.

[burgercraving]

That's what this loser calls himself? He's worse than Prince when he decided to go by a symbol.

[skirtindanger]

Huh? But that's his name...

[burgercraving]

Right, and Madonna has no last name and Lady Gaga was called that the moment she crawled out of her mother's womb wearing a hot dog for a bonnet.

[skirtindanger]

... No, really. It is.