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[fu_noobspeaker]

Aw shucks, folks! Ain't it just a gosh-darned beautiful day? The wind's blowing in Marcy's tentacles, the toucans and the cows are a'lowing in the morning sun ... wouldn't today just be a great day for y'all to commune with nature?

[A CLUE: YOU ARE ALL NOW NAKED. Enjoy that.]

((YUP, IT'S JUST ABOUT NAKED DAY, FOLKS.))

Comments

[yankeesus]

[If it isn't one thing, it's always another. Lets look on the bright side though! Abs.]

[ridestherider]

[... holy cow, abs.]

[... holy cow, naked.]

[yankeesus]

[Oh god it's a woman-- Wait it's just Hikari]

[Wait no, that's still not okay.]

[ridestherider]

[kjhsfdkjhsdflh darting around a barn corner.] Will you quit looking?!

[yankeesus]

I wasn't even really looking!

[ridestherider]

Well -- stop not even really looking, too! [This is embarrassing.]

So it really does happen every year ...

[yankeesus]

....This happens every year?!

[ridestherider]

It happened last year.

[yankeesus]

What the hell is the point of this?!

[ridestherider]

To humiliate us, of course.

At least last time Camp was nice enough to do this when most of us had the plague and were in bed anyway ...

[yankeesus]

At least I only ran into you.

[ridestherider]

Careful, you'll jinx us both.

[yankeesus]

... Good point. I take it back.

[ridestherider]

[Just. Sighs.] Well, now I definitely can't go back to the lab.

[yankeesus]

Don't you have to in order to get clothes?

[ridestherider]

They won't stay on. It's difficult to explain how that works, but it boils down to that being naked is mandatory, whether you like it or not, today.