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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

Comments

[littlestsoldier]

A prank?

[littlestsoldier]

Let's not think about that or I really might go stir crazy.

[halfcocked]

Hey, I didn't get anything for my anniversary.

[littlestsoldier]

Would you really want a gift from this place?

[halfcocked]

I dunno, no, but some recognition would be nice!

[littlestsoldier]

Recognition, huh? We could throw you a party.

[halfcocked]

Nah, if you have to come up with it yourself it just feels desperate! But we could have a normal party!

[littlestsoldier]

It would be something to do, sure.

[halfcocked]

It'll probably get us into less trouble than killing anyone, so yeah.

[littlestsoldier]

And the bitching isn't worth it. Party it is then.

[halfcocked]

What kind? Me and Jasdero can make all the stuff for it! Except food.

[littlestsoldier]

Eh, tough call. I haven't been to many parties.