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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[dotdotdotmunch]

[... I need another brother]

[vampsuckudry]

There you are, Stefan.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Damon. What are you doing and do I want to know.

[vampsuckudry]

[. . . still holding Jesse for this]

Isn't it obvious?

[dotdotdotmunch]

I've seen you feed. That's not it.

[vampsuckudry]

Clearly.

[lets go of Jesse]

But that's another one for boring.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Please tell me this isn't a terrible cry for attention.

[vampsuckudry]

I was bored.

[dotdotdotmunch]

Great. That's worse.

[vampsuckudry]

He needed to practice his acting skills. Everyone wins.

[dotdotdotmunch]

This is winning?

[vampsuckudry]

Of course it is. I'm not bored anymore.

[dotdotdotmunch]

So we're safe now?

[vampsuckudry]

Just maybe.

[dotdotdotmunch]

[rolls his eyes]

What are you trying to do Damon? I know you're not just doing this for Jesse's sake.

[vampsuckudry]

Your point? I already told you I was bored.