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[Today, if you happen to wander by the fabled Center of Camp, you may find a curious sight - namely, a vampire, ~serious~-looking with fangs and all, holding a teenage boy so his neck is exposed. The boy seems to be struggling somewhat, although it sure is taking that vampire a lot of time to actually bite him.]

- help! Help! He's- get him off of

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[burgercraving]

[Maka is such a badass]

[skirtindanger]

[except now she's donning a vaguely irritated look]

[burgercraving]

[motions toward Jesse]

This is Jesse St. James. He's an asshole and not worth your time.

[skirtindanger]

-- So you know him? ...Does he always pull off stuff like this?

[burgercraving]

Big scams to make a fool out of everyone?

Yeah, you've got it.

[skirtindanger]

Yeah, I already feel kind of silly for trying.

[burgercraving]

Last year, he joined Glee Club, and then ditched us, egged Berry, and then went on to win Regionals after we worked our butts off. He doesn't deserve the time of day, trust me.

[skirtindanger]

That much, huh? Sheesh... This is ridiculous enough as it is.

[burgercraving]

He really should've been turned into a vampire.

[skirtindanger]

No, it's good that this wasn't serious!

[burgercraving]

He'd be more interesting that way.

[skirtindanger]

Vampires aren't usually interesting...

[burgercraving]

Maybe where you're from, but have you laid your eyes on the foxy one right there? I bet he was ugly before he got turned.

[skirtindanger]

I'm not sure how their looks changes anything...

[burgercraving]

It makes it sexy.

[skirtindanger]

But not any less dangerous.