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[cake_and_death]

[there's a sign on the mess hall door today: "Now Serving Tuesday Vichyssoise." Come inside and you will indeed find pots of a lovely chilled puree... that doesn't look like it's made of potatoes]

. . . all the blenders, ruined.

((AND THEN I WAS SUDDENLY CALLED AWAY BY FAMILY. I'm sorry, I will pick up, please mingle!))

Comments

[seestheuniverse]

[... it's worse than I'd heard]

... As one would expect, this is a bit...

[cake_and_death]

A . . . a bit?

[seestheuniverse]

I'd heard about the soup here, but I didn't really get it until now...

[cake_and_death]

This is actually better than it usually is, I'm afraid.

[prettybanchou]

...

[cake_and_death]

Don't look in the kitchen, please.

[prettybanchou]

Do you want any help cleaning up the mess?

[cake_and_death]

Ah, I'm not sure . . . you'd need a very strong stomach for that, I'm afraid.

[necessaryevil]

*is glad he never had much use for the blenders*

[watchmycannon]

[8(]

This is... not Vichyssoise.

[necessaryevil]

...No.

Hello, David.

[watchmycannon]

I don't know why I might have expected otherwise.

Mm, hello.

[esp_not_pms]

All of them? How do you even--

...never mind.

[cake_and_death]

The zombies were very persistent.

[esp_not_pms]

About sacrificing body parts?

[cake_and_death]

Each others' . . . .

[beautytopsthe]

Those poor blenders...

[cake_and_death]

And people say that I'm hard on a kitchen . . .

[beautytopsthe]

Even Tsuzuki-san hasn't done this before.

[cake_and_death]

I didn't do it now, either!