Meanwhile...

[say_thee_nay]

[Somewhere, you may hear a shrill, little voice yelling at a computer...]

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IMPOSTOR! You are not Thor! Leave that tiny jumping picture box and let us do battle!

((OOC: Deaged, whatever, etc. Happy Thursday. Edit: Out for the night, will pick up tomorrow! Thanks!))

Comments

[bluetilator]

People do not come out of the little box. I've had it explained to me and it is so.

[say_thee_nay]

Then... I shall go into the little box! This is a splendid explanation.

[bluetilator]

You cannot go into the little box. Its magic protects against such foolish action.

[say_thee_nay]

It is not foolish. You are jealous of my wonderful explanation.

[bluetilator]

No. I am not jealous of anything. It is a stupid explanation and soon you will see how stupid.

[say_thee_nay]

...

You are cruel, and your hair is partly blue. Are you a Frost Giant?

[bluetilator]

I am Illyria, god-king of the primordium. Who or what are you?

[say_thee_nay]

You are a lady and cannot be king.

I am Thor, and I am a Prince.

[bluetilator]

I am not a lady!

[say_thee_nay]

But you are pretty.

[bluetilator]

That is irrelevant.

[say_thee_nay]

It is not! Men are handsome and ladies are pretty. You are pretty and thus a lady, even if you want to be king.

[bluetilator]

I am not a lady! This is just the shell I wear as I walk along the earth. I see that your puny brain cannot conceive of a creature such as me.

[say_thee_nay]

So... you are a snail.

Or else a tortoise.

[bluetilator]

I am neither snail nor tortoise. I am Illyria, of the Old Ones.

[say_thee_nay]

Greetings! I am Thor, but I said that already and you did not say "greetings," back, so I have said it again.

Why do you have a shell if you are not a snail or tortoise?