ITP: Fortunes

[futureinhand]

[A tiny vampire in an elaborate, cheesy fortune teller outfit - bangles galore! - is stuck behind a table with a crystal ball on it and a sign that says, Madam Alice Is In.]

Oh, now that's just silly!

((If you want a specific fortune, I'm in chan as AliceCullen or you can PM this account! ETA I AM FADING but I will pick up, poke me if I don't. o

Comments

[topdecking]

Costume party?

[futureinhand]

Not exactly!

[topdecking]

Then what? Are you supposed to be telling fortunes or something?

[futureinhand]

That seems to be the idea. But the crystal ball is just tacky.

[emotionsathand]

[suddenly sitting next to her in a coordinating outfit, and looking less than happy with the situation]

[futureinhand]

Hmm, not quite as bad as it was when I saw it.

[emotionsathand]

I don't think I want to know.

[futureinhand]

It's not really your look, Mr. Southern Gentleman.

[futureinhand]

'Madam,' honestly!

[futureinhand]

It could not however, be less tacky! But I'll make it work if I must.

[kepthishead]

As opposed to everything else here?

[futureinhand]

It is the governing theme. But still!

[kepthishead]

Are you stuck there?

[futureinhand]

[gets up and demonstrates how she can't go more than two feet from the table]

Very stuck.

[tasteslikehair]

Are you a fortune teller!?

[futureinhand]

Well, I don't usually wear the costume!

[tasteslikehair]

You should that way everyone will know you're a fortune teller!

[futureinhand]

They'd want to know every little thing! It would never work.