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[shadow_bum]

[there's a table of snacks set up just outside the mess hall. There's a variety of things: fruits, cakes, rice crispy treats and more. Everything on there looks absolutely delicious -- as the young ninja could attest to having just finished eating an apple tart

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[watchmycannon]

[Sniffs a little]

It suits him.

[littlestsoldier]

And why is that?

[watchmycannon]

He is entirely a scoundrel. I know not what someone as noble as you even sees in him, your Lordship.

[is still a little flushed and shaky over here from some earlier mouth-rapage]

[littlestsoldier]

He isn't a scoundrel, watch your mouth. And what are you all worked up over?

[watchmycannon]

[ahhh angry face! Squeaks a little in surprise and adverts his eyes]

My-- apologies, lordship. He simply-- took liberties, with my person. It was not at all proper.

[littlestsoldier]

*YEAH, SEEING THAT NOW*

[watchmycannon]

[K-Kyaaaaa~]

[littlestsoldier]

What the hell is this crap?! Who the hell do you two think you are!

[watchmycannon]

--It wasn't... it wasn't of my choosing, Lord Michael. I would never... something like this is entirely improper, for someone of my station.

[is bright red]

[littlestsoldier]

Don't give me that crap. You're a man, you can fight back! Push him off! Something! Anything!

[watchmycannon]

Please, Lord Michael-- after having already been thusly disgraced once today I should hardly like to further tarnish myself with violence.

[littlestsoldier]

...it's official. I've entered the fucking twilight zone. Everyone is crazy but me...

[watchmycannon]

[Wraps his arms around himself]

Is that not typical of this place?

[littlestsoldier]

Maybe, but it's pissing me off more than usual right now.

[watchmycannon]

My-- apologies, again. If I were stronger, perhaps... I do so hate to disappoint you, in any way, my lord.

[littlestsoldier]

Bullshit.