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[fu_noobspeaker]

Well howdy there, campers and counselors! I got y'all an update on the "things are happenin'" front! Looks like we've been hit with a nasty virus that, uh ... well, I can't quite explain to y'all what it's supposed to be! We're thinkin' it tried to get involved with the barrier and then some of that good ol' hoodoo happened. Boy howdy, this isn't

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[derepathy]

[super-sensitive ears + dial-up tone = PAIN]

[telapathy]

[fffffff]

[derepathy]

W-what the hell...!

[telapathy]

[we should go back to not having it at all]

Who would make it that noisy--?!

[derepathy]

[if anyone uses dial-up just to download porn I am going to hunt them down]

OLD PEOPLE

[telapathy]

[AGREES]

It's stupid.

[derepathy]

It was okay to use it back in the STONE AGE, but why does anyone need it here?? There's nothing worth it online! Checking e-mail is stupid when everyone lives RIGHT NEXT DOOR.

[telapathy]

It's not like having it around will be any less boring when it goes so slow...

[derepathy]

They're have to wait HOURS for anything worthwhile.

[telapathy]

[and in the meantime it will screech whenever anyone connects]

[...I'm going to the sodhouse]

[derepathy]

[I'll come with you]

[telapathy]

[NOT EVEN BOTHERING TO WALK]

[derepathy]

[WALKING IS FOR LOSERS]

grabbing his earmuffs and flopping into his corner]

[telapathy]

[flopping onto their sleeping setup and grabbing a book... idly:]

[you're not a dog]

[derepathy]

[...yeah? you're not a bear]

[telapathy]

[I wasn't planning on being a bear again]