IT RETURNS...

[zaftard]

[for some reason, you have wandered near or even inside the ZAFT base. It may be because hey, you've never been in there before. Or maybe you know the commander who's often found inside doing something or other in his office. OR MAYBE it's because of the giant flashing light on top that's appeared (unbeknownst to Yzak, sadly) that says "YOU'LL LIKE

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[dont_ingest]

[Walks in. Turns around. Walks right back out. basically this]

[zaftard]

[ohgod]

I DIDN'T DO THIS!!

[dont_ingest]

I'll reserve my judgment.

[zaftard]

AND THIS BASE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A ROOM LIKE THAT!

[tickingtykebomb]

Secret orgy room?

[zaftard]

I am not elaborating.

[tickingtykebomb]

So it's something really embarrassing?

[zaftard]

It's something that I shouldn't be explaining to ... to children your age!!

[00_07]

What's wrong?

[zaftard]

Unwarranted advertising for something that DOESN'T EXIST HERE and it better not randomly appear like last time.

[00_07]

It's Camp's fault?

[zaftard]

What else is the case here.

[hoppy_ending]

Somebody sounds cranky.

[zaftard]

Nobody does this to my base!!

[hoppy_ending]

Do you want a hug? A hug will make it better!

[zaftard]

I doubt that'll help these things disappear.

[... and well at least it's not an offer for a GROUP hug considering the sign]

[tinmedalsoldier]

... um. I didn't know there was a room for that here, Commander.

((... sob. Placeholder.))

[zaftard]

THERE ISN'T

[tinmedalsoldier]

So the sign is wrong?

[zaftard]

YES!

Or-- it better be!