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[archaelologist]

[Wow, that's a lot of balloons. You just can't avoid those suckers! Unfortunately when you touch them, they burst with a loud POP! In Robin's case, this appears:

THAT LEOPARD PRINT WAS REALLY NOT YOUR BEST LOOK.

Rude.]

[The balloons display embarrassing truths! Mingle, I'll be tagging around.]

Comments

[climaxinside]

*YOU FELL OFF YOUR BIKE AND LANDED IN A TREE? AGAIN?*

Just twice....

[crisscrossing]

[WAY TO FAINT LIKE A SOUTHERN BELLE]

[archaelologist]

Is that something they're known for?

[crisscrossing]

What? Oh, uh. Maybe?

[archaelologist]

You seem uncertain.

[mechabro]

[ IN THE FUTURE, YOUR NIPPLES LIGHT UP. ]

Leopard print, huh.

[archaelologist]

...Did that not already happen?

[mechabro]

It did, but it'll probably happen again in the future.

[archaelologist]

Sounds...useful.

[hymnandmusicbox]

["You can only sleep with a blanket between your legs"]

Don't - how do you know that?

[timestealing]

[You like to eat food out of the dumpster!]

... So?

[needsahandjob]

Really?

[timestealing]

It's great.

[needsahandjob]

Utopia is just across the Bay, you know.