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[archaelologist]

[Wow, that's a lot of balloons. You just can't avoid those suckers! Unfortunately when you touch them, they burst with a loud POP! In Robin's case, this appears:

THAT LEOPARD PRINT WAS REALLY NOT YOUR BEST LOOK.

Rude.]

[The balloons display embarrassing truths! Mingle, I'll be tagging around.]

Comments

[acivilservant]

Obviously. Your outfit just wouldn't be the same without it.

[ionic_bond]

That has nothing to do with it. It serves a purpose.

[acivilservant]

You know, it's not like anyone here cares what your face looks like.

[ionic_bond]

I'm not taking any chances.

["Most kids get bicycles, you got a visor that makes you half-blind!"]

[acivilservant]

What do you think would happen if somebody did recognize you, anyway?

[ionic_bond]

It won't be pretty.

[this time I am steering clear of the balloons]

[acivilservant]

[refrains from saying "what, your face wont?"]

No, seriously. Especially here.

[ionic_bond]

None of your business.

[acivilservant]

See, when you refuse to come up with an answer, it really only makes it sound like the balloon knows what it's talking about.

[ionic_bond]

It's just a balloon, it doesn't have any thoughts or feelings.

[acivilservant]

Sure, okay, we'll go ahead and change the subject and I'll pretend I didn't notice you still dodging the question.

[ionic_bond]

[how about you start walking into those balloons right about now]

[acivilservant]

Hrk--

["If you ever want children, you might look into looser pants"]

[ionic_bond]

I don't even know what that means.

[do it again]

[acivilservant]

[Wheezes, holding onto his arm, and staggers into another balloon]

["You're glad he doesn't know what that means"]

[ionic_bond]

What, tired out already?