roll up, roll up!

[fuckyousoleil]

[as the sun sets on Camp tonight, people who are out and about at dusk will notice a new silhouette in the hanging shadows of the fair. As the fair's lights turn on one by one, eventually the new amusement is unveiled: a large, rickety looking house, black and dirty looking. It's illuminations are ambient, rather than sparkling; it is decorated

Comments

[boldstarring]

[eyes the haunted house, tilting his head to the side.]

Isn't this out of season?

[fuckyousoleil]

Oh, I just press the buttons. And I switch the switches.

[boldstarring]

Of course . . .

[stolengood]

Is there a season for haunted houses at spooky ghost carnivals?

[boldstarring]

Halloween?

[stolengood]

That's your problem, Jesse. You're so narrow minded about things.

[boldstarring]

Not everything. But I find it immensely preferable for seasonal things to stick to their season.

[stolengood]

You're setting yourself up for disappointment there.

[boldstarring]

Whatever. Are you here to nitpick me or what?

[stolengood]

Wow. Sorry. Never mind.

[boldstarring]

. . .

[stolengood]

I was just saying hi.

[boldstarring]

Pro-tip: actually saying "hi" is much more effective.

[stolengood]

But it's redundant. You already know I'm here.

[boldstarring]

It's still better than the exchange we just had.

[stolengood]

Fine.