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[schoolspirited]

Far be it for me to reject the expression of someone's sweet feelings through chocolates, but it loses some charm when said chocolates are sent out to "one of all the lonely and broken-hearted valentines", no?

But I suppose it begs the question... who has someone they wished to be with today?

((IF YOUR CHARACTER IS MISSING THEIR VALENTINE feel

Comments

[unfalsifiable]

Oho, did someone break your heart, Yuuko-chan?

[unfalsifiable]

You'd better watch out or you'll still get fat, even in the afterlife!

[schoolspirited]

Don't take your lack of chocolates out on me!

[unfalsifiable]

Heh, I hate to break it to you, but even Camp is desperately in love with me so much it had to give me a Valentine~.

[schoolspirited]

Oh really? Are you sure it wasn't out of pity?

[unfalsifiable]

It's probably its idea of a bad joke.

[schoolspirited]

Aha. So it was the same type of chocolate as mine, wasn't it? Who are you missing, Battler-kun?

[unfalsifiable]

Hey, there are a lot of people I'm missing.

[schoolspirited]

But there must be someone in particular, unless you really are saying you're a ladies man.

[unfalsifiable]

Sure I've fooled around with a lot of girls, and the only reason I haven't recently is because, well, my life got really unexpectedly busy... And the person in question who likes to make things complicated happens to be a woman, but it's not like it's that kind of relationship, and if I thought she actually bothered to send me chocolate, it would definitely be poisoned, you know? Yeah, I'm pretty sure she could find a way to make every holiday terrible all year round!

[schoolspirited]

What a cruel thing to say, what if she really did like you?

[unfalsifiable]

If that's the way she treats the people she likes then her head is seriously screwed on backwards. ...Anyway, the chocolate isn't from her. It's definitely from camp.

[schoolspirited]

I was just about to ask if you're a masochist, too.

[unfalsifiable]

Just where do you get the idea that I'm a masochist?!

[schoolspirited]

If you like such a sadistic girl, what else would it make you?

[unfalsifiable]

It's not that kind of relationship!