[itp: you might be eaten by a grue]

[fuckyou_chorus]

[GOSH IT'S DARK

IT IS SO DARK

EVEN IF YOU'RE NORMALLY GOOD AT GETTING AROUND IT IS JUST THAT DARK AND WHO WAS THAT YOU JUST BUMPED TO IDEK

WHAT IF YOU GET EATEN BY A GRUE???]

Comments

[onasmallscale]

[OH GOD IT FEELS LIKE A SNAKE IS WINDING AROUND YOUR ANKLES!11

Protip: That is because a snake is winding around your ankles.]

[onasmallscale]

[tongue flickers out beside her ear]

I think it's slightly left. I can't be sure.

[anenduringoath]

[giggles a little] Sorry--that tickles--

[onasmallscale]

[small depressed sigh]

Try it, anyway. Maybe the lights will work there.

[anenduringoath]

All right! Don't fall.

[striking out in that direction, arms outstretched, trying to not run into anyone or anything]

[onasmallscale]

[just using you as a METHOD OF LOCOMOTION yes indeed] It's so dark. Like being deep underwater.

[anenduringoath]

Really? I've gone swimming in the ocean before, but never that deep.

[onasmallscale]

Can you breathe underwater?

[anenduringoath]

Nope! I used to pretend, when I was little.

[onasmallscale]

Then you wouldn't be able to go low enough to see how dark it gets. At the bottom of the ocean, it's supposed to lack any light whatsoever. I'd like to go sometime.

[anenduringoath]

Just to see what it's like?

Or feel, I guess, since you couldn't see anything ...

[onasmallscale]

More or less. Ocean life is interesting. That's all.

[anenduringoath]

I like fish!!

[onasmallscale]

Fish are also interesting.

[anenduringoath]

They taste good too.

[onasmallscale]

Yes. Lots of uninteresting things taste good, though, so that's not really relevant.